at the disco
in hell you have to explain every one of your text posts to a sweet old lady from the 1800s
ya hes cute…….but is he conscientious of the social inequalities and corruption in hierarchies of power that plague this world
who is gonna be the danny tanner to my uncle joey ie im your best friend so you let me mooch off you for 10 years in your sick expensive house in san francisco in exchange for occasionally making your kids breakfast and teaching them life lessons
I’m going to make a youtube video entitled
"Shit ALL men say”
and it will consist only of the phrase “But not all men say that~!!”
And then I’ll wait for men to stare at their keyboards in utter distress as they contemplate the paradox of their intense desire and desperation to inform me that not all men say that.
I will break them.
you are a kind and benevolent god radiating beauty and light