you come into MY house, you call MY otp a BROMANCE

(via fangirl-freak)

8 hours ago with 56,106 notes


I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

(via urso2000andlate)

14 hours ago with 188,773 notes


everyone’s always going on about pureblood and muggleborn culture in hogwarts but what about the halfbloods

they’re the ones who know all the lyrics to the weird sisters songs and bastille songs they crush on the chosen one and tom hiddleston they go to both walt disney world and the quidditch world cup final for summer holiday and use magic to fix their laptops they’ve got the best of both worlds

(via still-not-at-comic-con)

18 hours ago with 12,000 notes


i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went

"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"

(Source: degenderate, via bastille)

18 hours ago with 360,827 notes


when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

(via crystallized-teardrops)

19 hours ago with 596,503 notes


Today in a debate I told the entire class the friendzone doesn’t exist and three boys gasped like I told them their parents had died

(via still-not-at-comic-con)

19 hours ago with 279,013 notes